Applesauce Chronicles

Category: hilarious

  • 30 & in diapers

    30 & in diapers

    I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really want to go back to wearing anything else. These are definitely discrete no one has noticed them for a whole entire year. I have totally embraced the idea of me sporting this around the house. My comfort supersedes everything else. I have continued this so much so that…

  • Shenanigan is my middle name

    Who says I am thirty years young?…. *Cough Cough* well, for starters my mom, the government. But you know who to say. Bae thinks I have been seven years old this entire time we have been dating. Heck I’d be fourteen if you just counted the birthdays we’ve had together. Anyway, all that to say.…

  • The only PROOF I need!

    Meet my adorable nephew, CJ! Every time I see this photo, I scream! I want to take the time to thank my sister for having such amazing kids! You kind Sir will never disappoint! LMFAO! – Bri Not sure if the prints were order, knowing his mom she was more annoyed with this look. Let…

  • Old scribble.

    So I found an old notebook of mine. This notebook contained ancient writings of mine from two thousand-six and earlier. Like OMG, I was shocked to see how little me was so emotional. I imagine that is a typical response though, right? I mean we grow and mature over the years, most anyway. I thought…

  • Bee in his ear.

    So I return home to a bunch of chaos in the kitchen. My sisters are ducked off laughing about the commotion. I peek over and my mom is huddled over my dad. He has a towel folder under him and she has several in the near vicinity. She also has hydrogen peroxide, q-tips, and other…